Five things to Remember about Being Stranded in Orlando

1. Native Orlando folk laughing at us because our cabbie left us a bogus number.

2. Standing outside the closed Chick Fil A for an hour waiting for a new cab that our hotel called for us.

3. Offroading rolling laptop bags while walking to the Ruth's Chris to find a cab.

4. Trying to protect the bag of Chicken sandwiches from the sewer water sprinklers.

5. The most memorable quote of the evening, "Welcome to Orlando!"