Butcher Shop
I am considering quitting my highly affluent receptionist job to open up an American Kobe Beef butcher shop. I have even begun a marketing campaign using a friend of mine as a spokesperson.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
twitter
poetry photography philosophy
about
people
film, books and such
photography and art
i like
index
currently reading
archives
-
►
2007
(176)
- December (8)
- November (14)
- October (12)
- September (16)
- August (21)
- July (9)
- June (11)
- May (10)
- April (15)
- March (24)
- February (11)
- January (25)
-
▼
2006
(168)
- December (15)
- November (26)
- October (19)
- September (16)
- August (8)
- July (5)
- June (9)
- May (15)
- April (18)
- March (4)
- February (17)
- January (16)
5 comments:
I feel like it would be a more effective campaign if he were wearing red, to kind of echo the whole marblized meat look, you know? Thumbs up is good too, but somehow that evokes more of a "good movie" rather than a "good beef" feeling. Food for thought.
Buy Kobe beef today.
Jurassic Pork! Yum!
It looks like Captain Caveman took a hatchet to a a herd of Brontosaurus tails.
Who is Kobe and why should I buy him beef?
Kobe beef is your friend. Kobe beef will make you popular and good looking. Kobe beef will add years to your life. Kobe beef will get up early in the morning and make you coffee.
Post a Comment