In response to the "South Beach Diet" WE, my roomate and I, have decided to create a new diet.

The Viking Diet

1. Fresh Kill Only. The liver must be eaten first, preferably raw.
2. Foraged foods such as berries and roots are optional. Note: Roots of any sort make a good tea when boiled in water.
3. Fermented drinks only

Promises:
If you strictly follow The Viking Diet, you will see a drastic change in your weight, especially your abdominal area. Your hunting skills will increase greatly, especially the strength of your arms and hands as you will find the best method for the "Fresh Kill" is wringing or strangling.


PS: We do not apologize for our politically-UN-correct diet, as its benefits outweigh the offenses.